For those of us who live on Cape Cod…Memorial Day to Labor Day is extreme torture. Why? Because all you suburbanites with your linen pants, brimmed hats, fancy cars, etc. come into our “Space” and act like idiots. Guess what…what happens on Cape Cod doesn’t stay on Cape Cod. If you don’t act like an ass at home, don’t come to our home area and be the biggest ass society has ever seen.
Our kids have summer jobs and you treat them like crap when they try to make your vacations memorable. You are in our supermarkets taking up the whole freaking isle without the common courtesy of pushing your carts to the side so others can get by. Your attitudes of self entitlement explains the reasons why your children are disrespectful and most of you need Supernanny. Or you’re so damn old and never realizing your money will never buy you manners or integrity. AND…buy cars where you can see over the damn steering wheel! Well, I have a feeling before Labor Day I will have at least one verbal confrontation.
And just when I thought I had seen it all…I see a grown ass man pushing a stroller with a white fluffy dog inside with bows that match the stroller. Are you serious? Do you walk around your communities like that? Do you have a picture of Mr. Fluffy Puppy on your desk? Why is the dog walking you? Don’t you feel a little bit ridiculous? All valid questions I believe and certainly ones I wanted to say but why spoil his fun. Oh did I mention the stroller even had a little fan to keep Mr. Fluffy Puppy cool?
And believe it or not, this year is a high tourist year. Why? Sandy beaches? Seafood? Shopping? Nope, people are flocking to our little pad to see great white sharks. Yup, it’s so boring in suburbanite land that they need shark sightings to complete their vacations.
Sigh…go home!
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